TF: He had it coming

"So I’m standing in the kitchen, pouring out the high-grade for dinner, minding my own business. In storms my husband Megatron in a jealous rage. ‘You been screwing Optimus?’ He was crazy. And he kept on screaming ‘you been screwing Optimus!’

And then he ran into my null ray.

He ran into my null ray ten times.”

Textless version here.

Like I needed an excuse to draw Starscream in strappy lingerie as usual.